Unempire is shit designed by the Unempress. AKA Me.
My name is Zoë Lea, I've got bitches galore. U may have a lotta bitches, But I got much mo'.
Based in Melbourne, Australia.
Also just plain based.
I don't make a habit of restocking. Once shit sells out, that's it. I keep it 1 hunnit by keeping it #rare
By that same token. I'm into being original. The term "original" is essentially obsolete in this fucking online-ouroboros we exist in. But fuck, I try. We're all drinking out the same glass, we're all exposed to the same germs. If I catch a cold, chances are you catch the same one. It's a waste of time trying to figure out who caught it first and from whom. Everything we consume is ubiquitous. There's no way an idea I have hasn't been had 1000 times over already, and produced 500 times already by others like me. I'm not unique, but I can try. I don't step on other ppl's game. I'd rather be broke than get my $$ jacking other people's shit. BELEE DAT.
How's that for a brand statement?
DOES UNEMPIRE SHIP INTERNATIONALLY?
If you get to checkout, and your country isn’t there, hittus up at hit YO@unempire.com and we sort u out.
DOES UNEMPIRE WHOLESALE?
If you wanna wholesale Unempire, hittus up at email@example.com
GOT MORE Q'S?
Again..HMU at firstname.lastname@example.org
Zoë // Unempress